ANIMAL STORIES
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COW TIPPING...
We`re sure many of you will have herd of "cow tipping"...
This sporting event occurs when an unsuspecting bovine who is trying to catch up on her beauty sleep in her customary standing position is suddenly awoken to find she has been tipped upside down by some pranksters who have been on the moonshine or buckie....
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ART ANIMALS GUARANTEE
We can guarantee that due to the metal rings or "lugs" moulded into each foot of the fibreglass cow, the cow can be bolted down to any surface; thereby eliminating any possibility of cow tipping occurring.
We would also recommend that luminous signs be painted on the side of the plastic cow warning of the dangers of touching a cow which is connected to mains electricity...
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COW FACTS
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Did you know ?
Cows eat about 90 pounds of nutritious food each day.
90 pounds of food equals:
- 480 hamburgers
- 206 baked potatoes
- 1440 slices of bread
Cows drink 25-50 gallons of water each day.
......That`s nearly a bathtub full.
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Don`t worry though, as Art Animals cows will not eat or drink anything like these amounts......if they do, then please return them as we`ve obviously sent the wrong ones.......
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